Joe Mauer Might Really Have Super Powers

They real answer that everyone in the game of baseball is searching for is how can I constantly preform like Joe Mauer!

Well the secret is out, and it is simple. Never eat any Indian food before a game. When asked about how he found this secret he reversed the question and said, “How many Indians do you see hitting .330 in the MLB?” Well said Joe…

Joe has released to us that he is not only no longer eating Indian food before games, but he sometimes does not eat for weeks at a time. For Joe it is no longer just a figure of speech that he is ‘hungry at the plate.' With a special diet plan designed by renowned Chinese dietitian, Won Won-Ton, he is able to eat sometimes only 5 meals a months.

Yes, you are all right, this is not healthy for the average person. Joe Mauer is not average. Joe recently told us that he makes this possible because he does not store his extra food as fat, he stores them as Pro-Vitamerials. Pro-Vitamerials have been found only in Joe and are currently being studied by the University of Minnesota, but little information is known about them. 

Pro-Vitamerials are created in Joe once he starts eating by turning standard nutrients into Mauertrients. The Mauertrients are them transformed into the super nutrient, Pro-Vitamerial, though a process similar to photosynthesis.

Currently, Indian food is the only food that does not carry Mauertrients. The University of Minnesota recently released a statement saying that the only way to know is a food has a Mauertrients is to have Joe eat some and then see what happens. 

Lets hope Joe's diet keeps working for him as he faces the Angles again tomorrow.

More information about Joe’s nutritional super power will soon to be released.